critsit

Critical Situation especially as it relates to computer software and hardware support.

I called Microsoft premier support and they sat on my issue for two days until they marked the case a critsit...then a team of S.W.A.T. nerds busted through the window of the computer room.

by yote January 14, 2009

Cripto

Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.

Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"

Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"

by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010

Brandon Cripps

Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.

Wow Im really pulling a Brandon Cripps and sucking balls at this game right now.

by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018

Jeepers Cripes

The son of Gosh.

Praise Jeepers or you'll be darned to Heck!

by ... June 8, 2004

crips

the gang formed by timmy and jimmy on south park

s-s-s-ay guys,w-w-w-want t-t-t-t-to come d-d-d-d-down toooo th-th-th-the r-r-reck center

by tim December 3, 2004

crips

The crips are one of the most notable black gangs in america, founded in 1969 by Raymond C.Washington and co founded by Stanly Tookie Williams. The crips are truely only based in LA but many imatator sets with the "crip name" have spawned outside LA and throughout the U.S., it is not a multiracial gang, whites claiming crips are fake as crips were started on the black panther movement and the co founder tookie williams who notably hated whites. Thier colors are blue

Alot of stupid white kids and other multi racial kids in suburbia type places pretend to be crips but are seen as fakes by real ones. they deal in drugs, robbery.Also LA crips consider those that claim crips out of LA as "dickriders" such as nyc crips that claim an LA gang in new york.

Some crips sets in LA ones such as the eastcoast crips have feuded with the unique cripset the grapestreet crips based out of watts who notably wear purple are called "fakestreet" by some cripsets and crip on crip violence has escalated in south central area.

They are of course notorious with thier long time feud with the bloods, crips are also noted feuding with mexican gangs as well.

waz up cuz slang for what crips call eachother

by knowledgeman8901 September 30, 2009

Camelot Crips

The Camelot Crips anr a street gang from the Camelot housing projects on. They are often knowns as the Camelot Park Crips because they have a park where they have basketball games and place bets there. They are one of the most infamous crips from Grand Rapids,Michigan. They are most known for their involment in a drug deal that went bad in 2006. That drug deal left 3 people dead 2 other crips from Franklin Park Crips and one police officer. This is one or the reasons that the Franklin Park Crips of their main crip rival. Their main blood rival are the Fountain Piru Bloods who are up the street from Camelot Park.

The Camelot Crips are are the most violent gang in Grand Rapids, Michigan

by SGT. Frank Jones February 5, 2007