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The Crimson Pollock

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The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.
After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.
by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012
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Partners in crime

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1. A partner in crime is someone you trust with secrets and get in trouble with together, usually one person

2. Partners in crime are two people who spend most of their time with each other, usually causing Michief
1. That was so fun putting sticky notes all over Mr. Janton's desk! You are my partner in crime!
2. Did you hear the rumors that Lucy and Claire said about Karen? The are always spreading rumors. They are like partners in crime.
by Pugacorn January 2, 2017
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war crime stick

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The device that a 19 year old marine uses to violently vibe-check you while your gassing Americans
when your busy gassing the Americans, but some 19 year old marine with a gas mask jumps into your trench, slams five shells into your close comrades and you realize your about to get violently vibe-checked by a war crime stick.
by pedro the duck September 15, 2021
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Survival Crime

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Stealing for self preservation.

Italy’s highest court of appeal ruled that stealing small amounts of food to stave off hunger is not a crime.
People pushes toward “survival crime” in order to eat.
by Adolf_Dripler March 12, 2017
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When you're dancing with a chick and she's on her period, you look down to see blood on your pants. That's when you reach down into her panties, grab a fistful of blood and slap her across her face.
That bitch freakin' me was on her rag, so I had to serve her up the ole' crimson gauntlet..
by Skipp, Jo & Roob March 18, 2010
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Mariano Crime Family

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The Mariano Crime Family is a Family that was started by a young male while in middle school, that started out as an italian gang in Elmira, NY.

The main bosses name is Leon Mariano who is around 75 years old. Its also believed that they have people ranging as far west as Jamestown NY, and as far East as NYC, their consigliere is even rumored to be a past worker of the Bonanno crime family.

The Mariano Family is also believed to have connections with casinos in Las Vegas.
"That mans got connections with The Mariano Crime Family, so be nice"

"Elmira, is mainly The Mariano Crime Family territory"
by George Newman June 2, 2009
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Cribs Fridge

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A refrigerator that is stocked to the maximum with all types of delicious goodies and fresh food. May include beer, steaks, deli meat, milk, purple drink, fresh fruit, gourmet cheeses, every possible condiment, champagne, frozen pizzas, Capri Suns, cookie dough, and salsa.

However, be warned that a Cribs fridge can be a potential breeding ground for a swarm of locust.
Ted ::opens fridge and face lights up with a myriad of colors::

Ted: "Daaaaamn dude, you got a Cribs Fridge up in here!"

Dave: "Yeah, I got paid yesterday and I went and spent $200 at the g-store... and no, you can't have anything."
by BA2theMAX May 18, 2008
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