A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.
President George W. Bush is a chimptard.
by summix May 8, 2008
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crimpt • CRIMPTISSMENT • crimp • crimping • Crompton • Crimper • crimpin' • crimethink • Crimple • crimpy
by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010
Get the crimp a dog mug.The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020
Get the Crimpleighbald Smellington mug.Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
Get the Crimp Cable mug.Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
Get the crimplet mug.kr-ip-tch: 1. Used to describe something that is cool semi-gangster but not quite "Crip" like the ones from the hood may use.
Derived from the upper class citizens of the Southern Orange County Areas. Criptch is the appropriate equivelant of one being Crip with out actually being a member or even affiliated with the world renown gang syndicate. Typically For white or white washed individuals whom advocate such extravagant and illegal activities but dont actually participate in any real Gang activity.
Derived from the upper class citizens of the Southern Orange County Areas. Criptch is the appropriate equivelant of one being Crip with out actually being a member or even affiliated with the world renown gang syndicate. Typically For white or white washed individuals whom advocate such extravagant and illegal activities but dont actually participate in any real Gang activity.
" Yo dawg. we wuz strait chillin at the pad all weekend. Holdin down the porch n keepin it criptch at my grandmas house "
by Kevin Moore /k-mo March 18, 2008
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