Crimping

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)
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The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter
"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus"
"I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"
by Big jakesy and little jakesy September 19, 2005
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‘Crimps’ another term for grim or disgusting used to describe someone’s /something’s appearance.( Gang term )
Oh dude that gal is crimps pretty sure she’s a hooker
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A crimp is when a pimp gets a severe cramp anywhere on his body
The swaggy pimp got a horrible crimp
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Crimp is when two or more people make a random on the spot song, which normally makes no sense what so ever.

Loose some weight -

better loose some weight fatty-Ciaren
banana, banana, banana- Johnny
jogging, jogging-Callum

All sang together in unison. :D

Lets go crimping for money
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A style of walking that typically involves an exaggerated repetitive step movement such as hiking up on one side or swinging one arm or snapping fingers in time with the gait. May also be referred to as "styling" or "bopping".
Yo, see that dude crimpin' down the street? That's Elroy!
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A form of lyrical scatting, rapping or singing, that is often abstract and devoid of actual subject, but sometimes has a unifying theme. Cheese, money, or sex could be an example of words exploited by the crimpers.

Crimping often thought to have been invented by "The Mighty Boosh" actually shows up much earlier in pop culture, in movies and television. One example is the 1988 memorable block buster "Big" feature Tom Hanks. The young Hanks Character and his freand, do a blatent display of crimping, much earlier than "The Boosh"
Josh and Billy Crimping: The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
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