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Cristiano Peak

An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets
A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat

B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.
by Rtfgjnn October 5, 2021
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Christiano

He is a tall guy, with dark hair. He unintentionally flirts with other people. A girl may like him and he wants a souvenir, she thought he was nice. He makes up a few rumors and puts others in an odd situation. Overall a nice guy, but doesnt realize when someone likes him.
Girl: "He cant make up his mind!"
Girl 2: "He is such a Christiano..."
by BumBumTaterTot September 17, 2019
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Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020
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Cristiano Ronaldo

The greatest footballer player of all time, most commonly known as CR7 because he wears the number 7 shirt. The Portugese left wingere plays for Real Madrid the Spanish football club. About 31 years old and he still performs very well. He can be a bit of a crybaby sometimes and he is very arrogant but overall he is very good. And he has finally beaten the Argentinian right winger Lionel Messi in being the BEST PLAYER EVER!!!!
Is that Cristiano Ronaldo, I think it is, he shoots AND HE SCORES!! What a goal from the Portuges legend Ronaldo
by 442oonsFan February 13, 2017
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CRISTIAN

cooliest guy on earth people are jelous.
he can be really funny and fun to be with.
loves to play sports especially baseball.
can be a big pain but thats okay because
he will always make you smile. he is a good
kisser too and loves to flirt alot.but is very
honest to whom he is with.
"hey look its that cristian dude!!"
"i herd he's a charm"
by lady loka June 24, 2008
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Cristiano Columbus

A popular modern Portuguese explorer who has discovered a lot of small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Armenia, Azerbaijan, etc and brought them into limelight.
Cristiano Columbus is the greatest explorer ever.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
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Christianoscopy

When your bible-thumping friends keep trying to shove their religion up your ass
Talking with him is like getting a christianoscopy.
by The Berzerker73 June 2, 2017
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