by Time for crab May 30, 2019
Get the Ryan Creamer mug.The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.
Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude
Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013
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by Quickndirty April 20, 2023
Get the Octopus cream mug.A religion to younger children from the international schools of Singapore in which Geneva Cream a word used to deflect hated spirits.
by Ye nan purple July 1, 2019
Get the geneva cream mug.An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.
I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!
by Racer XXX December 27, 2018
Get the Ass Cream Sundae mug."Shakles on my ankles and wrist my first chains and now it's work on the menu I thirst cream" - Meek Mill
"I represent the lifestyle of those who thirst cream" - Jay Z
"Before I played the broke game I worked schemes and I ain't trying to play that broke game, I thirst cream." - Beanie Sigel
"I represent the lifestyle of those who thirst cream" - Jay Z
"Before I played the broke game I worked schemes and I ain't trying to play that broke game, I thirst cream." - Beanie Sigel
by Wavy Tycoon December 22, 2014
Get the Thirst Cream mug.A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.
Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"
by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019
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