Cherry Cream Soda 

A twitter user who was so upset the top definition for this was sex related they asked for this to be submitted.

Person A: “Ugh why is the top definition for my name sex related?”
Person B: “That’s what you get when you’re Cherry Cream Soda, that’s just asking for an innuendo.”

Cherry Cream Soda by Augodyne December 28, 2020

virgils cream soda

I drink that is brewed in small batches by the highest choir of angles, thus making it the most delicious soda ever known to man.

Yeah last night I blew a huge load after I finished that virgils cream soda.

virgils cream soda by Daupperle January 3, 2008

Baghdad Cream soda 

Mixing your Cum and piss into a glass and forcing someone to drink it

I gave this girl a Baghdad cream soda

Baghdad Cream soda by gucci mink November 29, 2016

Dad’s Cream Soda 

A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.

Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.

Gay Man: I do too!

Straight Man: NASTY!

Dad’s Cream Soda by Vaporing May 23, 2019

Sailors Cream Soda 

An alcoholic beverage made by a sailor and his monkey through acts of bestiality where the semen of both partners is mixed in with cream soda and any type of alcoholic beverage beginning with the name of a male character i.e. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, etc.. The beverage originated in the land of the Irish during the period of the major agricultural downfall known as the Irish Potato Famine. When natives immigranted due to the crop failures, along went the Sailors Cream Soda. As they sailed to the United States of America, sailors aboard almost every ship would produce the alcoholic beverage and store them in bottles. Amongst arrival in the United States in 1846, it popularized and spread throughout the states. Although unpopular today, the Sailors Cream Soda changed the life of our ancestors. The beverage formed what would become the modern day United States of America.

"Sailors work hard aboard their extravagant ship in order to satisfy their wives by making bottles of Sailors Cream Soda. with monkeys."

Sailors Cream Soda by The uffin February 1, 2010

Arabian Cream Soda 

When you jerk off a camel into a cup and give it to your friend to drink.

"did you see that cum mustache? I gave that kid a cup of premium arabian cream soda!"

Arabian Cream Soda by linksalot February 8, 2010

Cherry Cream Soda 

I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames
I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death

*sings Bury the Light*

Oh look it's Cherry Cream Soda

Cherry Cream Soda by Corkyaaaaa December 28, 2020