Heterosexual male who exudes extreme amounts of wit and sarcasm. When intoxicated, said male portrays feminine attributes.
by missyfit123 May 15, 2011

Catch phrase to that adorable little pink ball of wtf: KIRBY!
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)
Any other definition is clearly ripping that off :)
by equality4men May 2, 2014

One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.
Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.
by Byron Black July 11, 2007

by fuccdaddysan January 20, 2017

When a man with an infected ingrown hair on his penis is bangin' a woman so hard, while on her crimson wave that it causes it to burst, leaving scrotal abscess drainage in the cherry pie filling .
It was a Georgia scorcher, when a flock of seagulls swooped down to get a taste of the sweet cherry pie cream puff left by the couple on the beach.
by Bartram August 16, 2017

When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.
Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes
by Chucknusket April 17, 2017

When a man ejaculates into the another man’s foreskin while docking, then sprinklers powdered sugar on the receiving penis, and performs a fellatio.
by CannoliBob September 6, 2025
