by Bogis Digus May 02, 2019
a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.
e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.
by sh@t:on:myself January 19, 2010
by Tjsapimp October 26, 2010
This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo
by icchie March 07, 2009
by Nuttcasepdx January 02, 2010
When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.
by werdtobigbird June 02, 2009
when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 06, 2008