crapola

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010

craporama

a flea market or garage sale

Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

Cragoated

It is when you are cracked and goated on the sticks. When you are a complete Fortnite gamer/god/goddess.

Yo bruv your CRAGOATED hit them 90’s

by Ian Silva August 13, 2019

crayola crapola

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006

crapo

a word in the language of creole, spoken by primarily those from the West Indies. Crapo means frog, or small lizard. Can also be used as a calling name.

"Eh watch ah crapo a climb tree"
or, "eh yuh crapo yuh- catch bed nah"

by Gt'z RED November 2, 2006

Cramon

The genetically modified fruit of a Cranberry and a Lemon, if there was one. It is a beautiful shade of soft orange and the perfect mix of sweet and tangy. Its flavour brings pleasant thoughts to the person enjoying a Cramon, such as sunshine, Christmas, and cranberry lemon scones. Although this fruit does not yet exist, its birth is inevitable as the combination of cranberry with lemon is perfect for drinks, desserts, and even main entrees.

A: I would love to make some cranberry lemon squares but am out of lemons!

B: I have the perfect solution, a Cramon! Now we can use those cranberries for garnish!

A: A Cramon! How brilliant!

by dessert_tree454 February 4, 2010

Crabolocaust

When a group of shore crabs get smashed the fuck up (aka 'tinnied') with a rolling pin.

"Fuck me John boy, if you're gonna eat them crabs you need to tinny them. They look fackin' tasty! It's a bloody crabolocaust, m8!"

by Jew Yoghurt Slinger March 28, 2015