mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 05, 2010

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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 02, 2019

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Crawfish tattoo

Tattoo on your butt

Mooned Troy my crawfish tattoo on my butt. “ where’s the crawfish?” oh it must of crawled back into the hole

by WoodyRichard January 23, 2022

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Blue Crawfish

A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.

I gave Mike a blue crawfish yesterday, all though it was more purple than blue

by aTut86 May 24, 2025

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Crawfish Dip

When a male ejaculates inside of a woman that is on her period. The two main ingredients of "Crawfish Dip" are ketchup and mayonnaise. The mix of the semen and blood resembles the orangish color of "Crawfish Dip."

"Hey dude, you goin' make some crawfish dip tonight?"
"Bro, she licked the crawfish dip off of my dick last night!!!!"
"Chocolate dick and crawfish dip does not mix well"

by Aunt Marleen May 24, 2023

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