mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

crawfish head

A person that really loves Crawfish a lot

Back in New Orleans they called me crawfish head because i loved crawfish a lot.

by crawfish_head03 November 23, 2016

Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie

Celebratory expression to describe a state of euphoria usually induced by too much alcohol or on it's.

Richard: "Why is Bert dancing so much?"
Dick: "I don't know he looks like he's on it."
Bert: "Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie!!!!!!!!"
Bert: "Snarfffff Snarffffffff"

by RichardBRichardson April 26, 2012

Crawfish Dip

When a male ejaculates inside of a woman that is on her period. The two main ingredients of "Crawfish Dip" are ketchup and mayonnaise. The mix of the semen and blood resembles the orangish color of "Crawfish Dip."

"Hey dude, you goin' make some crawfish dip tonight?"
"Bro, she licked the crawfish dip off of my dick last night!!!!"
"Chocolate dick and crawfish dip does not mix well"

by Aunt Marleen May 24, 2023

Crawfish

When, during coitis, a male intentionally ejaculates into his navel, upon which his partner sucks his semen out of his belly button, the way they would out of the head of a crawfish.

Bro, Jenna totally crawfished my jizz out of my belly button last night.

by Dallasdddee August 24, 2022

crawfish

to spread something open, or to make something wider.

he said to “spread your legs like a crawfish.”

she opened the door like a crawfish.

they said they were going to crawfish that hole wider.

by syurp0slide May 26, 2022