Craidses

(Krade-zeez) A Disease which is a mix between Rabies, AIDS, and Cancer. A more deadly version of Craidses is Craidses poisoning which is Rabies, Cancer, AIDS, and Radiation Poisoning. Symptoms of Craidses is loss of hair and teeth, hallucinations, loss of bowel control, listening to the band Creed, dementia, change in eye color, kidney failure, liver failure, and vomiting.

Dude, Allen got Craidses yesterday." "Oh my god, really?" "Yeah" "Man...... Do you think he would care now that I boned Becca?

by D3M0N1Z3R87 February 27, 2011

crapisode

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.

I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.

by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019