craperdapper

when u miss the toilet and hit the seat

WOW fuck man i just laid the hugest craperdapper in the bathroon at McDonalds

by kyle Drewitz June 1, 2005

Western Crapped-On

The process of being outcast from WMU's internet service. One must obtain at least 5 Bradford Network pop-up windows in 10 minutes to be considered fully Western Crapped-On. The only known way to gain access back is by restarting one's computer indefinitely for the rest of the night.

I was going to e-mail my paper, but after being Western Crapped-On, all hope was lost.

by Codester09 January 11, 2010

oops i crapped my pants

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

crapped-out

phrasal verb. The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc July 21, 2008

crapped the bed

When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.

He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"

by Big B November 19, 2003

Crapped Up

The same meaning as Fucked up, but a more polite way of saying it.

Ex.1 Gavin you mind is so crapped up.
Ex.2 Ahhh! that was such a crapped up movie.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.

I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?

by 2em August 13, 2007