carvalanche

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.

Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!

by Carlski December 12, 2008

Chavalanche

A large group of chavs. Chavs have adapted to a pack mentality and therefore move in groups of common stupidity. The word is a combination of Chav and Avalanche.

“Wow, it’s so scenic and quiet here”
“Not for much longer. There’s a chavalanche approaching”

by No hetero June 11, 2018

chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take afew of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola July 23, 2008

Chavalanche

A very large gathering, or group of chavs.

AGHHHHHH, CHAVALANCHE

by ThePhizzle June 17, 2009

Cavalanche

When three or more Cavalier King Charles Spaniels encounter each other.

I was walking Penny this morning and passed a woman with two pups of her own, and it was quite the Cavalanche.

by Bawish October 26, 2018

Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010

chatalanche

an avalanche of chat requests at once.

I hadn't been on aim in months, and when I logged in it was a chatalanche

by Paul1313131 January 23, 2009