cranberry mist

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

Cranberry Fucknut

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

Sprite Cranberry

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.

Lebron: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018

Sprite Cranberry

A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp

Lebron James: wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Skoogled December 6, 2018

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

by depressedannie September 9, 2016

Sprite Cranberry

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.

Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.

by rufoosy December 16, 2018

Cranberry juice

Used to make girls vagina taste sweeter

Dude my girl started drinking cranberry juice

by Riley hind June 23, 2019