Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

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Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

standing on a crafting tabel

sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..

WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL

by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021

craftingtableisperfect

The most perfect person in the world who I love with all my heart :) <3 I love them more obviously

"Broo did you hear that craftingtableisperfect? "

by 4_mason_4 July 10, 2021

They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

cofarting

When u fart in unison.

Person1: Yo I just farted

Person2: Me too man!

Person3: You two are cofarting

by ALC2 December 5, 2015

Crafting sickness

When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.

Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.

"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."

by caidicus September 26, 2011

image crafting

Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.

This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.

This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc

Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.

Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.

by nic knut October 14, 2013