cracksmacker

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.

Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!

by j-diz January 6, 2008

crackslide

a term used for when one puts their hand in another's butt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the butt.

I just couldn't resist to crackslide her because of her huge butt.

by TheCrackSlidingKidOnTheLoose!! July 11, 2010

cracksonville

Alternate name for Jacksonville, a drug addled, crime ridden city in N.E. Florida

Cracksonville is NOT the place to bring the wife and kiddies on vacation (unless all of you want to score!)

by teder June 18, 2011

Cracksnap

A butt crack picture.

Sheila: Hehe I see Cam's butt crack...I gotta get a pic!
(Cam catches Sheila trying to take a butt crack picture...covers his crack)
Cam: You'll never get a Cracksnap, sucka!
Sheila: :(

by ShamFAwesome January 28, 2014

Cracksturbate

The action in which one smokes crack cocaine and masturbates. This can be done alone or mutually. If mutual all participants must be smoking crack cocaine. Cracksturbating often leads to cum tokes which is when you blow out smoke from crack cocaine at the exact moment of climax

Lets all hangout and cracksturbate in bouigies trap house

by KarmaKisses January 7, 2021

Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

Crackstar

Crackhead/tweeker who regularly uses crack crank tina methamphetamine speed or other strong stimulants but doesn't let it rule their life.

Don't you worry about Joe, because he is a crackstar! I'm talkin' CCRRRR-ACK STAR! Okay?! He's regularly awake for 2 or more days and still gets his retarded butt to work, accomplishes tasks and errands, pays his bills, and comes back from Normalville to do it all again.

by Gweekhead February 22, 2009