Crackle Back

What happens to dried jizz on a girls back when she moves.

I jizzed on this girls back and she rubbed it in. After it dried it made a crackling sound and I said "Damn Crackle Back!"

by BD5* April 9, 2012

crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'

i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Crackle-Smackin

One is crackle-smackin when wearing a new set of veneers that are much appreciated by homeboys, haters, and ratchets of the community... The veneers must be made of porcelain (known by some as crackleware) and emit a florescent glow when compared to it's immediate surroundings.

The -smackin suffix refers to the proximity of the veneers to the lips and mouth

Person one: Ay mang, what dat be?!?! Da po-po spotlight o something?!

Person two: Naw G, that Rae Rae new grill n shit!Think he dropped a band on dem thangs...

Person one: Crackle-smackin!!

by Grumshot October 8, 2014

Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016

crackle area

When you have no butt but the area where your crack should be is a red streak

Jeff I had seen you with at the pool with your pants down and you had no butt crack, just a read streak. Yes Meagan that's my "crackle area"

by Moos1 June 24, 2017

Crackle cheeks

When you are holding a fart in but it’s slowly leaking out, causing your butt cheeks to crackle.

Ex whew I’m glad I made it to the toilet in time, I was getting major crackle cheeks!

by Topada mornin toya May 14, 2018

crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018