Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

by icyte June 2, 2019

Bum Cabbage

Someone who is past Douche bag but has not yet become a complete degenerate of a person.

Guy 1: yo, did you see the new kid today?
Guy 2: yeah, but that guy is just Bum Cabbage

by $Corrigainz$ March 18, 2016

rotting cabbage farts

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.

I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

crabcage

a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).

very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.

Dave said he couldn't make dinner because he'd be "out of the country." So obvious he wanted me to ask where he was going; it was a total crabcage.

by jimnobu November 21, 2014

Cabbage Hammer

A situation or object being questionably held together, such as by duct tape and prayers.

"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."

"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."

by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021

Sin Cabbage

Marijuana or other cannabis product

Mr. Sellman says, "Stay drug free. Don't smoke that sin cabbage."

by smooth.jazz January 5, 2021

Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009