Crab 

Someone who is just a teeny bit of a nuisance ya know, a bit of an annoying lil’guy. Or someone who’s just getting a bit on your nerves you know?? Yeahhhhhh…

“God, bro you’re such a little crab. Like can you stop please? Fr fr fr 💯💯 back off bro.”

Crab by Bounty Bigdik March 19, 2022

Crab 

God being a god

I am a crab

Crab by Crab God1 July 7, 2022

crab 

1. A small ungodly creature that claims millions of innocent lives each year, such accidents are due to the assumption that crabs are innocent little critters that we eat. WRONG. Crabs are the devils own henchmen.
Also see Crab Battle

Snake:Nggh! It's some kind of cave demon!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!

crab by Mudkipz April 30, 2007

crab 

1. a posture where one is on his hands and feet facing upwardss
2. a sex position where a woman is in crab and gets penetrate my a guy who stands or kneels in front of her
3. a cunnilingus position where a woman in crab gets eaten out by a person in front of her

I fucked her crab style on the table.

Ginger was squatting crab style on the bed when Julie knelt down and started licking her cunt.

crab by Rod X February 14, 2014

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crab by Soviet commander November 1, 2019

Crab 

A really Pussy Gangster who wears a Blue Bandanna and get killed by Bloods

Blood: Aiyo Jamal see that Crab?

Jamal: Yeah he on our block

...2 Gunshots

Crab by Dee/Kay January 2, 2009

crab 

If you dun kno spray never go near this guy he is a mavid took. He is a renowned butt pirate. Oh CRABBBBB

Crab: give me your butt or ill merk a man
Random guy: Dun know spray
Crab: no you dun kno spray
(crab beats him to death with his claws and steals his butt)

crab by crustacean kilian May 16, 2010