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Crème de la penis

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis
by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019
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Krispy Crème

To cum in one’s ass, then suck it out and give it to your partner through a kiss.
OMG Becky, last night JJ gave me a Krispy Crème. That’s when he nutz in your ass and eats you out and when he is done sucking out all of his cum he gives it to you with a kiss.
by Libbym82 October 7, 2023
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Crème de la pussy

The act of multiple men ejaculating on a vagina and putting sugar on the semen then getting a blowtorch to create a crème brulè like surface. After this is done you can eat it with a spoon.
Me and the boys totally just pulled the Crème de la pussy on Mikes girl las night
by SyphilisConnosouir March 7, 2020
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Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
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Crème Brûlée

When he busts a thick creamy nut on her face and then whips out a blow torch to caramelize the nut, and continues to eat it.
damn bro, she pulled up with her friend and they let me crème brûlée both of them!”
by bottomofthebarrel May 27, 2020
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La Crème

A discontinued brand of yogurt.
We wanted you to hear it from us first: The La Crème brand is being discontinued and your favorite mousses, yogurts and coffee creamers will no longer be available. Thank you for supporting us over the years and sharing our love for real dairy.
by SPrice1980 April 26, 2023
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Crème brûlée her pussy

When you're so angry at someone that you literally wanna burn their pussy using a blowtorch-- exactly like how to burn the top of the crème brûlée dessert.
I swear to god! I'm gonna crème brûlée her pussy one day-- that fucking cunt!
by brulcreme February 27, 2025
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