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Thanks for enjoying La Crème mousses, yogurts
and coffee creamers over the years.
Unfortunately, we've decided to discontinue our product line,
but want you to know how much your business
and support has meant to us.
Thanks for enjoying La Crème mousses, yogurts
and coffee creamers over the years.
Unfortunately, we've decided to discontinue our product line,
but want you to know how much your business
and support has meant to us.
by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023
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Get the Crème de la penis mug.OMG Becky, last night JJ gave me a Krispy Crème. That’s when he nutz in your ass and eats you out and when he is done sucking out all of his cum he gives it to you with a kiss.
by Libbym82 October 7, 2023
Get the Krispy Crème mug.The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
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First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, then pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the blow torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.
Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend again???
Me: How’d you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
Me: How’d you know?
Wife: I found the stitches and blow torch in the cuck command center again!
by BBL Willy December 15, 2025
Get the The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée mug.When he busts a thick creamy nut on her face and then whips out a blow torch to caramelize the nut, and continues to eat it.
by bottomofthebarrel May 27, 2020
Get the Crème Brûlée mug.When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.
by Gordo January 17, 2023
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