corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

Conning Donny

A fraud, a self promoting liar that commonly has tiny hands and no ethics.

Although Trump gets caught lieing about his charitable donations over and over again from veterans groups to flood victims he still keeps it up. Who can trust Conning Donny?

by PeterV3 August 22, 2016

Farmville coining

One who utilizes websites such as Swagbucks or other Search-and-Earn websites to gain digital dollars they then redeem on Paypal giftcards they then use to add Farmville dollars and coins to their account.

www.swagbucks.com/refer/Pebble

She can afford more fuel refills on her tractor, she was Farmville coining last week. Did you see her barn, too?

by ButterTart February 19, 2010

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.

Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???

by cougar694u April 5, 2010

dow corning

To be up for an activity

Paul: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Erick: I'm dow corning if your mom is there!

by JWMD January 20, 2017

Coining

The act of taking a lot of change and throwing/dropping it on the ground in a large crowd. Then, cause a commotion that causes people in the ground to help you pick up the coins while you also start randomly picking up coins.

Coining is the new planking.

by JChentastic October 22, 2011

coning

The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.

Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.

by BABE85490416 November 5, 2012