cursified 

obviously the original word would be crucify or crucified, but this twist is defined as follows:
when someone swears at you a LOT you feel or have been cursified! yah

present tense: cursify
don't cursify me!
or
stop cursifying me!

i feel cursified by your reams of profanity.

cursified by monkeyleap April 21, 2014

Certified smacka 

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

Certified smacka by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

certified straight sexual by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

Certified Lover Boy 

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.

“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”

Certified Lover Boy by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021

Certified Slap 

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.

"This song I keep listening to is definitely on my list of Certified Slaps. It's just dirty."

Certified Slap by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011

Certified Lover Girl 

A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort

Damn Emily is a rlly certified lover girl always making dan happy

Certified Lover Girl by Lovelykah January 21, 2022

certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.

Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.

certified creeper by creepertarget November 14, 2011