coochone

An absent-minded idiot. Often said by Italian-Americans/Italian-Canadians

Look at this coochone, he's doing 50 in a 70!

Where did this coochone learn how to drive?

Madonna mia! What a fucking coochone.

by gagootz87 December 7, 2010

Cruchon

Pronunciation of Crouch End, an area of north London, in the London Borough of Haringey

I'll meet you in Cruchon for a soya macchiato...

by Betbetbetty March 1, 2015

coochoncooch

A straight woman that previously had her pussy on another straight woman pussy.

That girl had some coochoncooch

by superpredurak September 22, 2016

cochonnet

Cochonnet is a French word that is used to call the little ball that is used in the French sport "Pétanque". The goal of Pétanque is to throw heavy iron balls closest to le "cochonnet". In slang, we use it to call the part of the body between the vagina and the anus, because this is where the balls hit.

She was so horny that her cochonnet was wet.

by French Slanger July 3, 2018

Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

by P3Ace January 4, 2006

CouchMonkey

A story that strings the audience along a long, long, long path with no punchline, esp. in discussion threads.

Rickroll of 2009.

See: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4228089&IDComment=48987239#c48987239

Don't read that post -- it's a CouchMonkey!

by schnoober February 23, 2009