Cottoneyed

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.

Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed

by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013

Cottoned

A Japanese car modified by a black person.

Yo dawg, we heard you like red beans with yo rice so we cottoned your Accord so you can rice while you cotton.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011

Cottoner

A person, usually black, who modifies a Japanese car in the theme of ricing.

You put iced out rims and curb feelers and a vinyl top on a Supra? Man, you a damn cottoner.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011

cottoned up

Worked up, agitated.

Person 1: Hehe, you're a dumbass.
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you? *punches person 1*
Person 1: It's just my opinion, no need to get cottoned up about it.

by vaccafoeda2 September 1, 2005

cottonheadedninnymugginstwerp

Someone who is despicable and dirty; a total bafoon with no friends, a horrible attitude, and talks so much shit that they smell like it.

Weak, easily beaten, bit and bruised.

You make a lot of cottonheadedninnymugginstwerp-like actions, Mr. Jones.

by Amazingly awesome Lola June 11, 2011

Cottonelle Caper

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.

The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

Cottoning

The act of ricing a Japanese car, but done by black people.

Hey man, you see that thugged out RX-8? Who puts port holes, DUB rims, and candy paint on a Mazda? They need to stop cottoning nice cars and go back to their donks.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011