Corporatecasualsexophile

1. A 9 to 5er who escapes the boredom of his cubby by having casual non-committal sex with many women, sometimes concurrently.
2. A Fortune 500 wannabe who uses his deft communication skills to cloud rather than clarify and avoids truth if it threatens his image.
3. A person with an MBA. Master bullshiting a-hole.

Marc is a corporatecasualsexophile.

by Winterling January 20, 2008

Corporatism

a word or phrase used in the corporate world that is funny, annoying, or overused.

"Low hanging fruit" is my least favorite corporatism!

by Jane AtCorporate January 14, 2010

Corporatist

A romanian word that means that you are a "serious" man with a good "sucursala"(funny word for company).

You dress like a corporatist

by joined_the November 25, 2022

Corporatism

Not to be confused with corporatocracy, which is rule by multinational corporations (what we live in). Corporatism comes from the Greek 'corpus', meaning body. It is the mode of economics used by Fascist Italy, and is shared by many Third Positionists and Fascists alike. Its end goal is a harmonious relationship between employer and employee where both work for the good of the nation rather than for themselves, with the State forming as an intermediary to ensure cooperation.

Phil: "I support corporatism."
Dave: "So you support Disney running the government? Weird."
Phil: "No, I mean I support class collaboration and the organization of society into guilds which cooperate with their employers, using the state as an intermediary."

by Hadrian_7411 October 1, 2023

corporatism

Diametrically opposed to liberal laissez-faire and Marxist central planning; provides balance in labor relations, consequently combating the precariousness of work (proletarianization) as well as the unbridled accumulation of capital and usury. It is a spiritual organization of production and consumption that is qualitative rather than quantitative. Therefore, aristocratic hierarchies dismantle bourgeois plutocracies.

True corporatism is the organic basis of common interests.

by tradical October 31, 2023

Corporatism

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows, and then act surprised when it drops dead right in front of you

Smackhead Steve: Hey! My cow just died. I don't know why. It was perfectly healthy.
Dickhead Daniel: The one you forced to produce the milk of four cows?...
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, that one, after I sold the other. It just dropped dead right in front of me.
Dickhead Daniel: Isn't that called corporatism?
Smackhead Steve: Yeah, is that what it's called? Hm, must be.
Dickhead Daniel: Yeah, it's corporatism. Just don't act surprised that your cow died.
Smackhead Steve: Ehhhhhh nah, too late mate. I'm as surprised as...
Dickhead Daniel: As a squashed shallot?

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024