Cornell University

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H May 1, 2006

Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

Cornelio

A sexy someone who goes on crazy wild adventures at night with his friends a lot. very awesome type of person who is true to all his friends. You'll always find him telling the truth no matter what. he is unique so when you find a Cornelio hold on to him, he won't let you down for an awesome night.

Girl: have you met Cornelio? Omg he's so cute and so fun to hang with.

by Aka Hilfiger July 19, 2017

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

by Drewnine March 15, 2009

Coonie Pete

Slang for a black male. Southern New Jersey

Did you see that Coonie Pete walking down the street in broad daylight?

by joeyjojoshebidoo December 3, 2006

The Cormier

The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"

The Cormier ...Dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy

by Old Norse Õthinn November 24, 2006