Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.

"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."

by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

Clubber's Confusion

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.

Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?

by Mischu22 August 14, 2010

conflusion

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.

Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.

by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

Lucky Boys Confusion

LBC, man! One of the best band out there! I mean they're all like.. "I'm from Naperville, just like Dan the FREAKIN' MAN!"
And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.

It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...

So on and so forth.

LBC> You.

by Dan the FREAKIN' MAN! June 4, 2004