Corked

The female equivalent of the Cock Block.

I was about to make my move on that hot guy at the bar, until that fake-titted whore corked me!

by Eats Paste March 28, 2010

cork

When the side of the femur or thigh is striked with the blow by the knee by another person. Is very painful and can last for up to 2 days. Can also leave bruise marks.

Shane walks down the road. His friend Sam sneaks up from behind him and knees him in the side of the thigh.
"Omg..that hurt man! My leg!"
"lol..corked bro."

by Darren Vongs June 23, 2006

cork

Tampon

Damn girl, if your'e gonna wear white pants on your rag, at least put a cork in it!

by Mike the Piump May 19, 2003

cork

"to cork" somebody, is to fuck them so hard that their eyes start to pop out.

mr worms gave miss grunt such a ravaged corking, she couldnt walk or sit down for 3 days

by D. Hine October 27, 2003

Cork

A variation on the word plug.
some one who is completely useless and stupid. the act of doing something dumb.

LUCAS D, Peter P, Tyler VG, Randy Moss

jimmy-wow i really like that shirt.
bob-its pink
jimmy-thats why i like it
bob-your a f***ing cork

by stangherlin February 13, 2008

cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 10, 2008

Corking

Corking is when a man is engaging sexual intercourse with a woman, and realizes he has a gigantic load to give. It is at this point in time when the man grabs a giant cork, ejaculates into the woman's vagina, and plugs her up with the cork. After she has been plugged, the man jumps on her stomach.

Hey Jamal, what did you do last night?

"I corked her real good. She didn't even see it coming."

Nice. Corking is pretty cool.

by ashtonktchrlvr546 May 26, 2010