When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015
Get the Counter-roasted mug.counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)
Alex "what happen to you"
Carla "mike tried to rape me"
Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
Carla "mike tried to rape me"
Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
by oedipus ;) April 5, 2011
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by DH December 19, 2004
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Get the cooter bite mug.Counter-sexual refers to the quality of evolving into any sexual orientation, based on the sexual preference of the person who you desire.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
A person's counter-sexual orientation can change depending on the sexual orientation of the person they're trying to smash.
Andrew: Ozi recently switched to counter-sexual.
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
Kendra: Oh, what is counter-sexual?
Andrew: Ozi is a cold-blooded heterosexual, but he became counter-sexual by switching into a trans woman, because he heard that Kira was a lesbian.
Kendra: Really?
Andrew: Yeah. That dirty dog Ozi is a clever counter-sexual because Kira gave up the goods.
Kendra: What a vibe! Who knows what Ozi will morph into next week?
by Sixti060 November 4, 2022
Get the Counter-Sexual mug.One who counts the amount of shrimp in their food. Most commonly, shrimp-counters will check their Chinese food to make sure that there is a sufficient amount of shrimp.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
A person will usually become a shrimp-counter after having their orders mixed up at a Chinese restaurant. For example: Person A orders the Kung Pao shrimp, while Person B orders the garlic noodles. Person B decides to eat some of the shrimp, before returning to the restaurant to correct his order. Person A will then check his container of food to find that 7 or 8 shrimp are missing. Shrimp theft is a very common occurence in Hollywood.
Larry David: "We got our orders back and about seven or eight shrimp were missing."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
Hal Wasserman: "So you counted the shrimp, you're a shrimp-counter now."
by Fragile Frankie May 10, 2009
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a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."
Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
by the j-dot November 18, 2011
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