Cornish Rex

A feline-like costume worn by small aliens as a disguise while they study Earthlings.

“Dude! Why does your cat look so weird?!”

“She isn’t a cat! Gweny just wears her Cornish Rex costume because it makes her look like she ALMOST belongs on this planet.”

by JanaTheDyke May 9, 2019

cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

cornish pasty

A small 3 legged animal found out in remote areas of cornwall related closely to haggi (native to scottish highlands). Hunted to near extinction in the 18th century, this animal has now been taken in as an endangered species and bred in undisclosed sanctuaries as the primary ingredient in "cornish pastys". The flavour is often mistaken to that of beef or lamb (although cheap misrepresentations of a true pasty are commonplace).

Until a few hundred years ago cornish pasty hunting was a day to day activity for royalty and upper classes.

by Thrashasaur July 14, 2007

cootish

The feeling of being bloated or swollen with gas.

Im feeling a little cootish today, must have been all that pasta I ate earlier.

by Kim1988 December 29, 2007

coonshine

Strong Homebrew with an alcohol volume of more than 20%, usually brewed from sugarcane using turbo yeast.

"Damn, that's some strong shit you got there nigga!"

"That Coonshine sure gets you pissed"

"I got so wasted off that Coonshine, I slept with my sister!"

by Coony May 7, 2007

Cornish Hen

A Cornish hen is when both partners spread their cheeks apart and press their butts together. One partner transfers fecal matter into the other partner, and vice versa until all the starting person has not only their own feces transferred back into themselves, they also have their partners feces inside them as well. You then baste the hen put it in the oven, or in actual terms, bust a nut on the stuffed bird and put them in the sun. It's called a Cornish hen because it resembles stuffing a Cornish hen before putting it in the oven.

I would much rather Cornish Hen her before I Chili Dog her.

by Corinater_of_Cornishes June 26, 2018

cornish pasty

a yummy pastie thing from cornwall, however the addictive things can often be found in other places in the united Kingdom, however do not be fooled for Cornish pasties are tricky little creatures you buy one and 5 seconds later their gone! where'd it go you ask, well look at the person sitting next to you for the stole it from you for its yummy tastyness!

Brittany:have you ever had a cornish pasty
Meg: wats that
Brittany: stupid americans

by the crazed Engliophyle who can't spell May 20, 2005