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coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010
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absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion
the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills
by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010
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coolest cat in the castle

a person who is the greatest person youll ever meet like kt
Kt your the coolest cat in the castle!
by kyle June 3, 2004
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Coolest Person Ever

Iyote
Man, iyote really is the coolest person ever, he's extremely epic even ;
by PrisonerInYrSkull August 25, 2021
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coolest bananas

An expression to the coolest thing, event or idea to happen. Often used with "manz" at the end for emphasis or to those with whom you are familiar.
A: We've won tickets to WOMAD!
B: Coolest bananas manz!
by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005
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the coolest monkey in the jungle

you a racist mofo
the coolest monkey in the jungle is outlawed in the US
by dylan cock January 22, 2018
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coolest person ever

by Not Lee Tehe January 23, 2022
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