The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.
Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.
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The official drink of Slimer, Ecto Cooler is a glorious Hi-C juice that came in a large can or juicebox back in the days when Ray, Egon, Venkman and that black dude weren't afraid of no ghosts! It was green so as one could simulate drinking slime, or more appropriately ectoplasm.
Yo Jimmy, my mom forgot to pack me a lunch and I see that you got two delicious Ecto Cooler juiceboxes in your Thundercats lunchbox. May I have one?
by SLava78 August 22, 2006
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by docmcsnoodles November 20, 2010
Get the cooliosos mug.one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS
fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him
Chris Cooley=Beast
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him
Chris Cooley=Beast
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Get the Coolioscoliosaurousotanious mug.The time it takes for a really good movie you've just watched to become really good again. It usually takes about a week or two, and is dependent on the movie and person.
Friday:
*Kyle watches the Back to the Future series all in a row*
Saturday:
Jared: Dude, Kyle you gotta come over and watch the Back to the Futures with me, they are so amazing!
Kyle: Nah dude, not really feelin' it, I just watched them yesterday, so they're on movie cooldown for me.
*Kyle watches the Back to the Future series all in a row*
Saturday:
Jared: Dude, Kyle you gotta come over and watch the Back to the Futures with me, they are so amazing!
Kyle: Nah dude, not really feelin' it, I just watched them yesterday, so they're on movie cooldown for me.
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