constapation

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!

by matty morris March 31, 2003

printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

constama

contant drama

its always constama with me and you it needs to stop!

by gina sinclair December 18, 2003

Constaflabiorosis

How to describe long words you cant spell

"How do you spell the one word in the song that's like supercalifragilisticexpeladcoios"
"idk thats a constaflabiorosis"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Constafat

The state of being perpetually obese, often despite a person's efforts to lose weight.

Have you seen Kyle at the gym? He is always on the treadmill

Yeah he is. I do not know why though, it never helps him lose weight. He is constafat

Oh yeah good point.

by 2plastro August 20, 2024

consparab

A (usually young) arab guy who is a hardcore believer in conspiracy theories.

1: Ugh, is Mohammed in your world religions course?

2: Yeah, all he does is talk about the Illuminati all period.

1: What a consparab.

by jerkjerk October 7, 2013

Constafused

A look on someones face.
The look someone gives you when he/she looks both constipated & confused!

Dennis Kessler has that constafused look again!

by PAslim August 18, 2016