conspiratarded

Combination of "conspiracy" and "retarded", a person or theory characterized by paranoid and illogical thinking based around bat-shit insane ideas. Ideas include things such as: The world is run by alien reptiles, the government is into telepathic mind control, the Boston Bombing never really happened and weather is controlled by the CIA. The state of conspiratarded usually comes as a result of too much time in mom's basement combined with forgetting to take meds.

1. Everything from Ed Chiarini- including the claim that Adam Lanza is Michael Phelps the Olympic swimmer- is extremely conspiratarded.

2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.

3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.

by Conspiratarded Expert May 16, 2014

conspiratheory

a theory of a conspiracy.. someone's random idea that cannot be proved

Also can be used as Conspiratist - someone who creates or believes in conspiratheories

Doob said that Obama was an alien in a black man's body.. I said Doob that is just a conspiratheory, don't be such a conspiratist.

by styballer February 10, 2010

conspirating

To make a plan to conspire against a group or another being with multiple beings for a common goal

"They are in the coffee shop conspirating against us as we speak"

by Barty McTinez August 17, 2011

Conspiranoia

The condition of changing one's behavior due to the belief in conspiracy theories.

Matt has conspiranoia so bad, he'll run inside when he sees airplane contrails. He seriously thinks they're spreading some kind of mind-control chemical because he read it on the internet!

by Eulophia Obtusa November 9, 2020

Conspiranoid

A person who is so taken in with conspiracy theories that it impacts their behavior.

Amy announced on Facebook she's leaving it for Parler after the election because she thinks she's being censored because she was an open Trump supporter. She's a real conspiranoid!

by Eulophia Obtusa November 9, 2020

conspiraloon

A stupid conspiracy theorist. Conspira + loon

"He's one of those conspiraloons who thinks Kennedy was shot from Grassy Knoll"

by Ryan Money Boy June 12, 2018

Conspirakook

Noun. Somebody who spends all day & night researching conspiracy theories. Also some who believes everything is a conspiracy, no matter how kooky

"Vito sent me a a conspiracy theory video about the George Floyd murder being fake, what a conspirakook!"

by Matrick Pininni June 7, 2020