congratulhate

(v.) To congratulhate: To express fake joy for the achievement or good fortune of (another).

John congratulhated Jack for making partner (before him) at the firm.

by benjil March 6, 2008

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

Congratuhate

Giving someone a backhanded compliment or an innocently appearing statement intended to offend or bring someone down.

Congratuhate with a back-handed compliment, "Oh I love how you got your hair done! It reminds me of a look my grandma used to sport..." or "You have beautiful legs, they look just like my mom's legs..." "You're handsome, but have you ever thought of doing some push-ups?" "You look like this handsome actor from a movie, you know, like the guy who plays the caveman on the insurance commercials?"

by Libra Brandywine July 25, 2011

congradulatio

(noun) Fellatio that is given as congradulations.

He got congradulatio from his girlfriend after he won the election.

by BD 4 LIFE April 21, 2008

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

confrapulate

To have sex in a Starbucks restroom.

Paul: "We totally confrapulated last night."
Ron: "Kickass! Did you try it with the mocha?"

by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010

Confrapulate

to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines

Damn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.

by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010