Confuddle

verb.
confuse
adj., confuddled
to be confused

"That powerpoint was confuddling."

"The poor confuddled deer was shot by a hunter."

by BobSagotFTW September 3, 2011

confuckled

Confuckled means being very very fucking confused.

"hey bruh les get it u no wut im sayin i mean u kno"
Stfu ur confuckling me.

Im so confuckled.

by youshouldknowbynow. August 2, 2011

confuse and conquer

Information age warfare. The strategy of maintaining power and control over one's subordinates or opponents by burying them in disinformation in order to promote confusion, paranoia and mistrust. The point of this type of propaganda is not to persuade anyone, but to keep the target audience engaged, distracted and unable to effectively unite in opposition.

Confuse and conquer:

Kathy: “Omg Beth, there's so much contradictory information everywhere I don’t know whats real anymore!”

Beth: “Just give up Kathy, we’ve totally been confused and conquered.”

by CLICKHERETOESCAPE March 6, 2017

confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 17, 2003

confumbled

confused

I am really confumbled right now because I don't know whether to eat chicken or go to the play.

by fghkftkufjytyfg January 16, 2009

confuckle

the act of being confused way more then you ever should be

I told my english teacher this exam will confuckle me.

by Vermilion Jarl December 20, 2013

confuddled

A mix between confused and befuddled.

"I am confuddled as to the events pertaining to the space in time between the end of work and this morning."
"That answer made me confuddled"

by dragon of bad faith July 26, 2005