A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
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Confoculation: When someone says something so stupid that it does not make sense to anyone in the world, including the dumbest of the human beings, that’s when you are left confuted
Every time Steven speaks, I am left confoculated… because he is so stupid his word break my brain leaving me in a state of confoculation.
by The Confoculator December 6, 2024
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Get the confuckulations mug.The inverse of Congratulations. A situation where someone fucked up so bad. That you feel the need to congratulate them.
Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
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Me: what? I don't understand
Alex: it's easy, what's the square root it 7?
Me: I'm in confuzzlation
Alex: oh
Me: what? I don't understand
Alex: it's easy, what's the square root it 7?
Me: I'm in confuzzlation
Alex: oh
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