confetti party

confetti party is when a guy blows his load and shoots it all over the place.

the walls looked like a jackson pollock after the confetti party.

by nicott May 6, 2015

confetti cum on birthday

little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday

I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday

by domesquad event organizer September 6, 2010

Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.

1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.

by Demon Dickin September 24, 2016

confetti treatment

to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.

OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!

by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015

Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016

Confetti’d

To be ripped to extremely fine shreds, like ribbons, to the point at which your remains resemble a confetti explosion.

“Hey dude, think I could fight that bear?”

“You kidding? You’ll get confetti’d.”

by Carnefice July 20, 2019