Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.
Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.
when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them
Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right