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Cone In One

Also known as a Cone-In-One. And sometime's extreme cases a "Cone of Death."

Just like Golf’s “Hole-In-One” being the ultimate and sought-after shot, the Cone In One follows the same concept but within the marijuana smoking world.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one.

Whether a successful cone-in-one has been achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.

*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!

S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?

R: Just one bro! One!

S: Hahaha! A Cone In One...

R: Fuck yeah.
by Rashman December 23, 2008
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New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.
Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis
by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025
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orange-cone

To use ones authority to obstruct someone as pay pack for failing to support.

For example in September 2013 New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's staff orange-coned Ft. Lee, New Jersey as pay back because the mayor of Ft. Lee failed to support Christie for Governor. In this case, orange cones were literally used to obstruct 3 lanes of the George Washington Bridge (GWB) into Manhattan from Ft. Lee : victimizing countless innocent commuters, causing dangerous gridlock and endangering public safety.

Fatty had NO IDEA .... yeah-right-Get-the-fuck-outta-heer !
Patti : Why are the restrooms nearest to our desks "Closed Until Further Notice" ?

Tony: We got orange-coned by Alex the janitor because I promoted Tyrell to be Chief Custodian instead of him. Now Alex says he's doing a "Plumbing Study".

Patti: I gotta pee !
by joedaprogramma January 11, 2014
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go sit on a pine cone

Telling someone to fuck themeselves by putting a stick up their ass
by Svgs.ski May 13, 2016
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Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.
'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'
by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009
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go sit on a pine cone

A sentence that really has no meaning but sounds horrible, Basically a way of saying "go fuck yourself"
"Boy yo girlfriend ugly as hell"
"fuck you, go sit on a pine cone
by Dirtysprites2 October 2, 2016
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king of the cone

Where every man goes hell For lether with a young shamdoll sitting next to him that he met in pulse the night before once every year during Donegal rally diffin around a cone in a trd kitted is200 Lexus thinking he’s the champ because he’s a buckfast sticker over his sunstip made from buckfast
Thomas:Where you at king of the cone

Dominick: aye young sir blew the head on me tezz while hitting her off the limiter for a good solid 25 minutes
by Buckymadman September 27, 2018
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