counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014

Confetti

Small pieces of paper, often shot off at The Rocket Summer shows. Instant awesomeness.

I have a jar of confetti.

by the other melissa August 15, 2007

Condescending Smiley Face

Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.

e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"

by AcidCH August 3, 2013

condesplain

To explain to a person with condescension. To assume you are more qualified to speak on a subject than a trained professional because of something you read on the Internet, or in a book, etc; or because of an assumption based on gender. (Including man/womansplaining).

Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.

The antivaxxer condesplained to the doctor the dangers of the MMR vaccine based on a debunked paper.

Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.

by Architectphonic May 23, 2016

fecal confetti

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma

Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.

by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007

Zettlemoyer condition

1. Pride in onself

2. Attention to detail
3. Will give you a firm handshake
4. Does not use PC
5. Doesnt shave on the weekend

6. Usually found in some type of leadership postion
7. Will not back down from a fight

8. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect point
9. Trained in one of two places Parris island or San Diego
10. Takes his career 4 years at a time
11. Veteran

SSGT.R-Cpl. Keane and Cpl. Mczeal have came down with the Zettlemoyer condition and i like it.
GY.O - They are most likely tricking you.
SSGT.R- I DOUBT IT!

by Essence Bri January 21, 2011