Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

Concettas Homemade Gravy

The most delicious gravy in all of italy. Don't you dare call it sauce otherwise she will choke you out with a meatball.

"Hmm this sauce was so good"
"Hey don't you dare say that, this is Concettas homemade gravy"

by hueuby January 30, 2017

confuted

When someone is confused in a very adorable way.

Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted

by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019

Concubine

Collection of women whose sole purpose is to act as sexual relief from your existing wife or significant other. harem

King George had ten or fifteen concubines to act as cum dumpsters in luau of his fat, big butted, pig faced, wart covered wife he was forced to marry.

by Mike the Dialer King April 19, 2004

Concutation

The act of ignoring people that annoy, irritate or infuriate you.

"I'm surprised you didn't hit her. That's some serious concutation right there."

by concutation May 18, 2006

concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.

Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.

by ArchDevil July 26, 2004

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006