communication

Something upper management preaches about but refuses to use.

Employer: Frank, you seem to be lacking in communication with the other employees.
Employee: Um...my name is Norm... I will work on that.

by rvdumper July 25, 2012

nano communication

The use of nanomachines to secretly communicate among one another. In order to use this high-tech device, one must have pre-implanted nanomachines in their body. Nano-communication sends nerve impulses through your body until it reaches your brain, where you can hear the other person's voice. This technology was invented in 2027 AD, near the start of the third world war and was mainly used by spies investigating the development of Metal Gear Rex.

"Snake, switch over to nano communication. Someone may be listening in."

by darkinformer17 December 20, 2010

Communicatering

Unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, institutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such rhetoric. Communicatering, by virtue of its intention and the necessity of its intended efficacy, is almost always disguised as righteousness, prudence, wisdom, innocent concern, temperance, justice, or at worst, Science.

Politicians, bankers, the rich, even a simple blog like Brainbooger.com, they seldom utter a genuine or sincere word, instead they're communicatering, disguising a secret contempt that comes from an ultimate belief that all men are NOT created equal, and that a good line of bullshit is what’s needed to keep the animals off the dinner table.

by BrainBooger.com December 7, 2009

communard

1. Generally, a member of a French commune. Or any other kind of commune.

2. A member or supporter of the Paris Commune, one of the first historical attempts to establish a socialist state. They were brutally repressed by the French Third Republic.

3. A French apéritif (cocktail) similar to or also known as a Cardinal. It is made in a small wine glass, with 1/5th crème de cassis (blackcurrant liqueur) and 4/5ths Beaujolais red wine, and garnished with a few blackberries.

4. A member of a ibrigade de cuisine/i (kitchen staff in a posh restaurant or hotel) who makes the meal for the restaurant staff.

1. Je suis un communard d'Arles - I am a communard in Arles.

2. Twenty thousand communards were massacred by the French Army.

3. Back home in the south of France they make amazing communards.

4. The communard made us a lovely meal after that long, grueling shift.

by bonnyhaugh September 23, 2016

communal zoot

A zoot that you distribute and share amongst others within your group.

Yeah I reckon we all have a zoot each and then roll a communal zoot for later

by UrbanLingo123 September 18, 2019

Coksuk

Any small compartment or storage container.

Will you hand me my gloves out of the coksuk.

by Chris&Annee January 8, 2021

combustication

synonymous with combustion, just a lot more enthusiastic. Invented by Julius Sumner Miller during a physics demonstration in 1969.

I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.
-Julius Sumner Miller

by nsyygre June 7, 2010