baisti complete

"Baisti complete" means someone just got disrespected or insulted.

"Beizzati karna" is Urdu/Hindi for disrespecting or insulting someone.

Instead of saying "bay-iz-zat-i" folks just say "beizti" or "baisti."

Not to be confused with "basti" which refers to (informal, urban) settlements.

A: Yo dawg, basti complete!

B: Basti means 'hood, you idiot.

BAISTI COMPLETE.

by nomes September 18, 2012

Computer Science

Is the in depth studies of the math and algorithms that are commonly used in computer systems and Computer Science will:

A) ruin your GPA...
B) make you hate your computer...
C) make your eyes bleed from reading too much code...
D) make you hate math and all things related to it...
F) not teach you how to make cool video games...
G) not teach you how to make neat animations...
H) teach you equations that hurt your head...
I) make you want to become a more violent person...
J) will make you gain weight from lack of movement...
K) ruin any chance of a college social life...
L) may be a cause of long term depression...
M) may make you suicidal!

Josie: "What the hell happened to Alex? I haven't seem him in THREE years!"
Johnnie: "He's right over there!"
Josie: "That fat pale guy with glasses? JESUS! THAT'S TERRIBLE! What happened to him?"
Johnny: "Yeah... Remember freshman year he decided to study Computer Science"
Josie: "OMG I would want to die!"
Johnnie: "Yeah... I think he might want to as well!"

by Koffeeaddict4eva July 31, 2012

AP Computer Science Principles

A completely useless class that was created basically so that the College Board can earn an extra buck. The class has not been accepted by any popular colleges or universities currently, as the class is completely based off of logic puzzles and nothing useful. AP Computer Science Principles does not have any learning base within it, since literally all of the practice questions can be answered by someone with no coding experience whatsoever. Basically, if you want a completely unenriching, free, and pointless hour tacked on to your schedule, then sign up for this class.

John- "Only half the kids killed themselves in AP Computer Science Principles today!"
Billy- "What!?! Only half!?!"

by crusty carl May 29, 2016

Computer Munchausen's

A mental disorder in which a user deliberately causes damage or creates issues to their computer or peripherals in order to generate social interaction with another human. i.e. Help Desk or support personnel.

Dude, this is the fifth time this week Stacy's disconnected her monitor and opened a ticket, I think she has Computer Munchausen's.

by XombieDad July 1, 2009

Commuterbation

Masturbating discretely while on public transportation. Often done via pockets in trousers. More daringly, while sitting down, some individuals will even unzip their fly and insert hand into area with the concealment of a bag on lap.

I was on the subway last night and this smoking hot chick sat in front of me. I put my hands in pocket and immediately commenced vigorous commuterbation.

by Royds-McLloyds March 15, 2011

A completely different Bullfish

The expression is used to discribe a ”Different Kettle Of Fish” and a “Whole New Ballgame”. First used by Greg Western in 2017, combining the two sayings into one hybrid.

“This is a completely different Bullfish” G.Western 2017

by Jimmym502 June 13, 2018

Complete Retard

Someone who does not know 5x2.

Mr. Garrison: “ What’s 5x2?”
Clyde: “12?”
Mr. Garrison: “Okay, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard.”

by YourTypicalTeenager October 27, 2017