The Commodity Effect

When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.

Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.

by phillip buttons April 10, 2017

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

commodium

when a bad situation turns to shit.

After being hit by the bicyclist, Dan found himself in a real commodium when he tripped into oncoming traffic only to be pancaked by and eighteen wheeler.

by bb2255 October 16, 2010

commaifying

The, over, use, of, commas.

I slip the occasional semicolon in there to avoid commaifying.

by TheGoldenGlitch September 9, 2021

commodity fund

(FINANCE) a mutual fund that trades in commodities or commodity derivatives. This can include commodity index funds.

Usually a commodity fund makes its returns by trading derivatives rather than the underlying commodity.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).

Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.

by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008