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Locker Combination

A womans measurements
Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38
by SirHC510 August 30, 2006
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combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007
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Combines

Combines are like acorns, only larger. they can be tripped over so therefore need harvested. (by a brand new combine harvester) they can be a variety of colours, mainly brown or gold though. Combines can be eaten by many animals but usually ones of a small nature. (squirrels and rabbits etc) Combines originate from Trees and acorns. they are a mixture of both
Guy 1 - "Woah! What are those things that resemble acorns but also look slightly like a tree?!"

Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"

Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"
by ilikewordss November 21, 2010
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Combing the Collie

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.
Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years
by Crystal_M August 15, 2010
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Combinationitis

The euphoric hyperactive feeling you get after the movies when you've combined Twizzlers, large popcorn, and a jumbo soda. When you reach the pinnacle of your cinematic snackage. Twizzlers are optional, sour patch gummies or two boxes of snowcaps are an acceptable alternative.
After the movie Vonnie asked "Shayne or Tyler, would one of you be my designated driver on the way home?". "Why", said Shayne, "You haven't been drinking". "Ya, I know", said Vonnie, speaking about 100 mpr. "I'm afraid I've reached the pinnacle of my cinematic snackage and have a bad case of combinationitis.
by von444 October 6, 2009
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combinatorialist

A math guy that can count hard things (maybe)
"So what do you specialize in"
"Combinatorialist"
"What?"
by Kingsmen number 2 April 22, 2019
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sportsman's combination

A mother daughter tag-team.
Bro, I scored a sportsman's combination by tag teaming my girl and her mom.
by Salmon assassin April 19, 2017
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