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Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big
by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021
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Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.
Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!
by DerBayer September 12, 2009
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richland collegiate high school

A great idea in theory to get 2 years of college for free, but then you realize after only a day that you have entered high school hell. If high school weren't awkward enough. It is composed of an impossible curriculum see senior capstone and teachers who hate their lives.

If it were not for the friends made (if any) completing this program is completely impossible

Warning: may suffer from lack of sleep, suicidal thoughts, commit murder, lose your religion from swearing so much, and various mental conditions

Similar names: RCHS; Hell
Kid 1 : Hey where do you go to school?

Kid 2 : Richland Collegiate High School.

Kid 1 : aww I am so sorry.

Those teachers from RCHS suck!

A: Did you hear what happened to Tom from RCHS

B: Yeah I heard he committed murder from lack of sleep and is now in a mental facility.

A: sucks for him
by napkin fiasco November 13, 2009
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pubic hair collecting

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch
pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from
by viking48 February 28, 2009
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Collingwood Supporter

An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.

Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.

While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.
Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"
by chockyy3072 October 4, 2009
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colliding

colliding is when you and a person of the opposite sex collide in the bed.
example: MC lovin is colliding with tevvah in the bed
by pussyslayer009 April 23, 2017
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colreting

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."
Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts
by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011
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