v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?
Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007
Get the collateral ejaculation mug.The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.
John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.
by Darth Chubb November 11, 2011
Get the collateral baggage mug.Military slang for the mass murder of civilians through the use of weapons which are known in advance to be imprecise and/or to cause damage across a large area (e.g. cluster bombs).
Dead babies in Fallujah.
by troops out of Iraq! April 27, 2004
Get the collateral damage mug.Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.
Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Collateral Shittage mug.Voluntarily blinding one or more innocent drivers, in order not to miss the opportunity to turn on your own high beams and blind some jackass who won't dim his high beams for any oncoming traffic.
"Man, I felt bad for the other folks on the road tonight, but one asshole made me have to dish out a little collateral blindage."
by scorpioeric December 13, 2007
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when you acquire respect from others by knowing or associating yourself with someone they already respect.
when you acquire respect from others by knowing or associating yourself with someone they already respect.
"i got collateral props from the DJ for knowing josh when i said 'josh says you're dope' "
Steve received collateral props from his friends when they saw the picture he took with adult film actress Tera Patrick.
Steve received collateral props from his friends when they saw the picture he took with adult film actress Tera Patrick.
by laundromatt October 27, 2010
Get the collateral props mug.When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.
"Zed"
Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?
"Maynard"
Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.
Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?
"Maynard"
Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.
by Gabe Boyce June 27, 2010
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