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Oklahoma Jet Ski

Fucking a fat chick doggy style in a kiddie pool while holding onto her pigtails
I rode the old Oklahoma jet ski last night and it was wild.
by @jesster00420 April 12, 2021
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Oklahoma Pink Sock

When you are butt ramming your 'ol lady without lube and you pull out real quick and the lining of her asshole comes out stretched around your dong, resembling a pink sock.
Poor Samantha, she won't cut a loud fart for a month. Last night I butt fucked her dry, and gave her an Oklahoma Pink Sock.
by OKIE7 August 11, 2008
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A Leg in Oklahoma City

A term for an unsolved mystery, also known as "Leg in OKC" or "A Leg in OKC." Relates to the real-life P-71 mystery from the April 19, 1995, bombing in Oklahoma City, in which one human left leg was never identified:

An allusion to the name of the novel A Leg in Oklahoma City (2019), written by Greg Hoetker
"Hey, did you hear about the Malaysia airplane thing?"

"Oh yeah, the plane just disappeared. They never solved it. That's A Leg in Oklahoma City."
by Jack Hoover October 16, 2019
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Oklahoma Sandblaster

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...
Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.
by pinksock69er September 30, 2011
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Oklahoma Hay Bale

Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow
Yo i just tried an Oklahoma Hale Bale and it now i fed my entire cock to a cow- Oklahoma hay bale
by Lonely farmers April 18, 2019
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oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city of the state of Oklahoma in the United States of America. It is the county seat of Oklahoma County. The city's name is sometimes abbreviated to 'OKC.' Non-residents often refer to Oklahoma City as 'Oak City,' but locals never use this name. Residents of outlying suburbs or rural areas often call Oklahoma City simply "The City."

Oklahoma City is a large, diverse and growing city, and is the civic and commercial center of the state. It is one of the largest cities in the Great Plains of the United States, and is the largest city in population of the 5 "plains states" (Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, North Dakota and South Dakota) as well as four of the six neighbouring states (Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, New Mexico) to Oklahoma.

Oklahoma City is the 29th-largest city in the nation, according to a 2003 report from the U.S. Census Bureau. The city's population on July 1, 2004 totaled 528,042 with more than 1.3 million residents in the metropolitan area.

Oklahoma City was the site of the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995, the largest act of terrorism on American soil prior to the September 11th attacks and the most destructive act of domestic terrorism in American history
Oklahoma City area wise is the 3rd largest city in the country.
by xzybit July 16, 2005
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Lawton, Oklahoma

A town located in the southern region of Oklahoma consisting of little to no places for teenagers to congrogate. Within this town there is basically a mall (where anyone under 18 isn't allowed on Fridays and Saturdays after 5 p.m) ,one skatepark far away from anywhere in town, leaving nothing for us to do other then get high, shoot eachother, drink, and that's about it. Well...there is Fort Sill with some things to do.... but noone can get on without an i.d.

It's a boring town, if you ever think of moving here DONT, and if your forced, welcome to HELL, USA.

One last note: If you move here, dont expect to be able to get out all that easily.... easy getting in, hard getting out.
Stay the F*** away from Lawton, Oklahoma!
by Heretic Seth February 19, 2008
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